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Fuck this.

April 2, 2013

Fuck this.

When played correctly, the game length is actually very reasonable (~40 minutes). Of course, since the game sucks huge donkey balls, the winner of the game is decided a small while before the game actually ends which makes the loss rather brutal for the losers. This is what led to the creation of house rules (like free parking lotto) which generally make it easier to fuck the player in the lead and ultimately extend the game length by several hours. Next time you play the awful game of Monopoly, remember to

obey the rules

including the ever-important auction one that forces players to buy properties they land on (lest they manage to auction it).


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